Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/1/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Priest's Collar
2. Warnings on Labels (worth a re-read if you have already seen them)
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Priest's Collar
A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was
properly dressed and wearing his priest's collar.
A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally,
the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at.
The little boy pointed to the priest's neck.
When the priest finally realized what the boy was pointing at,
he asked him, "Do you know why I am wearing that?"
The boy nodded his head yes, and replied, "It kills fleas and
ticks for up to three months."
- from Dena M. (via GCFL)
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I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I just
lived the length of it. I want to live the width of it as well.
- Diane Ackerman
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Warnings on Labels (worth a re-read if you have already seen them)
1. On a blanket from Taiwan: "Not to be used as
protection from a tornado."
2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists:
"Remember, objects in the mirror are
actually behind you."
3. On a Taiwanese shampoo: "Use repeatedly for severe
damage."
4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavored milk drink:
"After opening, keep upright."
5. On a New Zealand insect spray: "This product not
tested on animals."
6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer: "To
avoid condensation forming, allow the boxes
to warm up to room temperature before opening."
(Sensible, but the instruction was inside the box.)
7. In some countries on the bottom of Coke bottles:
"Open other end."
8. On a packet of Sun-Maid raisins: "Why not try
tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?"
9. On a Sears's hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
10. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No
purchase necessary. Details inside."
11. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions. Use like
regular soap."
12. On a Superman Halloween Costume: "Warning: This
costume will not enable your child to fly."
- from Actsweb.org
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