Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/10/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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It may seem trivial in the scheme of life, but it was sure
grand today to be able to take a shower rather than a sponge
bath. It hss only been a few days that the shower wasn't
working. This is a case of not realizing how good I had it
until I was temporarily without.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Meeting
2. Teachers About To Retire
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Meeting
Long, unproductive meetings are often the curse of corporate
life.
My very funny boss at the software company where I worked
has come up with what just might be the perfect way to cut
a business conferences short before they start rambling out
of control.
There comes a time when he announces, "All those opposed to
my plan say, "I resign."
End of meeting.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.
— Albert Einstein
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Teachers About To Retire
You know you're a teacher about to retire when...
1. Fellow staff members greet you in the hall with,
"Oh, stop smiling!"
2. You get up to the checkout counter at Barnes & Noble
and you realize you're buying books you won't need
next year.
3. Your file cabinets are getting lighter, and your circular
file is getting heavier.
4. You find yourself saying, "Yes!" whenever an administrator
or union officer asks you to be on a committee next year.
5. The custodian has complained to the principal that the
trash he removes daily from your room is 10 to 20 times
greater than any other room in the building - including
the cafeteria.
6. The teachers in the grade below you complain about how
horrible their kids are and you just smile.
7. The principal comes in for the final observation of the
year and you throw a party for your class with lots of
snacks, games and a visit from Frankie the clown.
8. You constantly find other teachers in your room measuring
bookcases.
9. When the parent, who has complained about every teacher
her kid has ever had, comes up to you and says, "My son
is hoping to get you next year," you just smile!
10. You reflect on all the wonderful moments you had influencing
the lives of young people and helping them learn... and
praying they'll have caring teachers like you next year.
Smile! Those unruly, wonderful young people will be voting
soon!
- from Becky D. (via GCFL)
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Please pray for: Eileen, Darrell, Marilyn, Suzanne, Cason, Joyce, Jim, Harriet.
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