Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/10/15
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Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Sermon
2. Exact Quote
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Sermon
The minister gave his Sunday morning service, as usual, but this
particular Sunday, it was considerably longer than normal.
Later, at the door, shaking hands with parishioners as they moved
out, one man said, "Your sermon, Pastor, was simply wonderful - so
invigorating and inspiring and refreshing."
The minister of course, broke out in a big smile, only to hear the
man say, "Why I felt like a new man when I woke up!"
- from Pastor Tim (via You Make Me Laugh)
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You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away people's
initiative and independence.
You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they
could and should do for themselves. - Abraham Lincoln
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Exact Quote
For my business-law class, we often give oral briefs of legal
cases in our textbook.
Our professor frequently interrupts with questions to be
certain we understand what we are saying.
One day, a classmate mistakenly used a complex term, and the
professor was quick to lecture him on the use of legal jargon,
ending with, "What makes you think I want to hear words straight
out of the book?"
"Well," replied my classmate calmly. "You wrote it."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
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I had a meeting tonight that lasted longer than expected.
Fortunately, it was productive.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Sermon
2. Exact Quote
------------------------------
Sermon
The minister gave his Sunday morning service, as usual, but this
particular Sunday, it was considerably longer than normal.
Later, at the door, shaking hands with parishioners as they moved
out, one man said, "Your sermon, Pastor, was simply wonderful - so
invigorating and inspiring and refreshing."
The minister of course, broke out in a big smile, only to hear the
man say, "Why I felt like a new man when I woke up!"
- from Pastor Tim (via You Make Me Laugh)
------------------------------
You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away people's
initiative and independence.
You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they
could and should do for themselves. - Abraham Lincoln
------------------------------
Exact Quote
For my business-law class, we often give oral briefs of legal
cases in our textbook.
Our professor frequently interrupts with questions to be
certain we understand what we are saying.
One day, a classmate mistakenly used a complex term, and the
professor was quick to lecture him on the use of legal jargon,
ending with, "What makes you think I want to hear words straight
out of the book?"
"Well," replied my classmate calmly. "You wrote it."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
--------
Please pray for: Christine, Lori, Diane, Darlene, Maxine, Aaron, Kelli.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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