Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/11/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Selecting A Jury
2. When One Shows Up
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Selecting A Jury
As a court clerk I am well-versed in the jury-selection process.
First, a computer randomly selects a few hundred citizens from
the entire county to report for jury duty on a particular day.
Then, another computer assigns 40 of those present to a courtroom.
Then, the 40 names are placed in a drum, and a dozen names are pulled.
During jury selection for one trial, the judge asked potential Juror
No. 1 if there was any reason he could not be a fair and impartial
juror.
"There may be," he replied. "Juror No. 12 is my ex-wife, and if we
were on the same jury, I guarantee we would not be able to agree on
anything."
Both were excused.
- from Mary's Funnies
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I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I just
lived the length of it. I want to live the width of it as well.
- Diane Ackerman
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When One Shows Up
A preacher prepared for Sunday morning service, but only one person,
a farmer, was there. He asked the farmer, "What do you think we should
do?"
The farmer replied with a drawl, "Well, if only one cow came into the
barn, I'd feed it."
So the preacher mounted the pulpit and began to preach ... and preach ...
and preach. After about two hours, he concluded.
Then he stepped down and said to the farmer, "So, what did you think?"
The farmer replied, "Well, if only one cow came into the barn, I certainly
wouldn't try to feed it all the hay."
- from Thomas E.
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