Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/11/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I needed some assistance today and asked a stranger.
I thanked him and remarked, 'You're an angel in
disguise'. He remarked, 'Well, my name IS Gabriel'.
It blessed my day.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Missing
2. Vocation
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Missing
"One of our co-workers went missing for a few hours,
and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss
finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him,
he quietly placed a note on the man's chest...
"As long as you're asleep," it read, "you have a job.
But as soon as you wake up, you're fired!"
- from Clean Laffs
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The best way to predict the future is to create it.
- Peter Drucker
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Vocation
My daughter Dauna, had been teaching her Grade 3 and 4 students
how pioneer families lived. They studied pioneer clothes and
manners, as well as how they celebrated holidays.
Dauna decided to prepare a pioneer dinner for her classes, with
mothers helping to heat and serve the feast. At the end of the
meal, one boy raised his hand.
"Yes, Michael?" Dauna asked.
"Oh, Mrs. Meeks! This was the best dinner I've ever had in my
life! You shouldn't be a teacher; you should be looking after
our cafeteria!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Lee, Jennifer, Jo, Peggy, Gabe, .
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