Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/12/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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By the calendar, it may still be spring.
However, at 80 degrees, it feels like
summer.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Woman Marine
2. Flying in Alaska
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Woman Marine
As a woman in the Marines, I often don't feel as
feminine as when I had a civilian job in which I
wore dresses and left my hair down.
One day I was feeling especially depressed about
this and couldn't wait to get home and change.
When I arrived, I found that my friend and her
18-month-old daughter had been waiting for me.
My friend is married to a Marine, and my worries
about appearing less than feminine only increased
when her little girl glanced up at me and yelled
happily, "Daddy's home!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Choosing to be positive and having a grateful
attitude is going to determine how you're going
to live your life. - Joel Osteen
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Flying in Alaska
I was inspecting communications facilities in Alaska.
Since I had little experience flying in small planes,
I was nervous when we approached a landing strip in
a snow-covered area. The pilot descended to just a
couple hundred feet, then gunned both engines, climbed,
and circled back. While my heart pounded, the passenger
beside me seemed calm.
"I wonder why he didn't land," I said.
"He was checking to see if the landing strip was plowed,"
the man said.
As we made a second approach, I glanced out the window.
"It looks plowed to me," I commented.
"No," my seatmate said. "It hasn't been cleared for
some time."
"How can you tell?"
"Because," the man informed me, "I'm the guy who drives
the plow."
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL)
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