Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/12/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I'm spending omorrow with my daughter. Then on Sunday,
I'll pick up my oldest grandson so we can share some
time togetherr.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. For the Sick
2. Flight Landing
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For the Sick
A little girl was in church with her mother when she
started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said, "can we leave
now?"
"No," her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Then go out the front door and around to the back of
the church and throw up behind a bush."
After about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her
seat.
"Did you throw up?" Mom asked.
"Yes."
"How could you have gone all the way to the back of
the church and returned so quickly?"
"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy. They
have a box next to the front door that says, 'For
the Sick.'
- from Joe L. (my Dad)
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Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of
love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
― Mother Teresa
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Flight Landing
A flight instructor was sent out to help a trainee who had
radioed that he was about to make a forced landing a few
miles from the base.
The instructor spotted the plane standing in a field small
enough to present a real challenge to his professional
reputation.
With determination, full flaps and engine just above the
stall, he maneuvered into the field. Climbing out, he
shouted angrily to the trainee, "Just how did you manage
to get into such a small field?"
"I landed in the big field over there," the trainee
pointed, "but in order to leave room for you, I had the
farmer tow me here."
-from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Tupee, Harriett ,Jo, Robert, Marie, Brandon, Gloria.
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