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Sorry for the long hiatus. My life has been filled with 

tending to significant personal health issues. 

3 grandchildren graduated from 3 different schools and 

1 is graduating from college.

Technical challenges complicated things further. 

I miss Archie being able to fill in when I'm overwhelmed. 

Doc 

Today's Chuckles

1. Sacraments   

2. Funeral  

 

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Sacraments 

Religion teacher, “How many Sacraments are there, children?” 

All agreed there were seven except little Sue, who shook her 

head “No.” 

Teacher, “Well, Sue, what’s wrong?” 

Sue, “There ain’t any more sacraments. My aunt received the 

last sacraments two days ago.” 

- From JOKES PRIESTS CAN TELL 

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Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, 

but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong 

thing at the tempting moment. - Benjamin Franklin

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Funeral 

Our parish priest suddenly became ill and asked his twin 

brother, also a priest, to fill in for him and conduct a 

funeral Mass scheduled for that day. His brother, of course, 

agreed.

It was not until the brother was accompanying the casket down 

the aisle, however, that he realized that he had neglected to 

ask the gender of the deceased. This was information that he 

would need for his remarks during the service.

Thinking quickly, as he approached the first pew where the 

deceased's relatives were seated, he nodded toward the casket 

and whispered to one woman, "Brother or sister?"

"Cousin," she replied. 

- From Miley’s Funnies 

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