Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/14/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Weight
2. It Was Mom
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Weight
A fat man went to the health clinic to know how he
can lose weight. The doctor put him on a strict diet
and told, "You have to eat as I suggest. Nothing more.”
The man agreed saying that he is willing to do anything
to lose some weight.
Doctor: For breakfast 2 slices of toast, with 5 slices of
cucumber on it. A cup of plain yogurt. One banana.
Coffee or tea without sugar.
Lunch: 2 slices of bread or a cup if rice with one cup
of cooked vegetables plus an apple.
Evening tea: 2 cookies and tea or coffee.
Dinner: 2 slices of bread, 2 small pieces of meat.
One bowl of salad.
The man agreed. The doctor said that he must come
after a month.
After a month the man came but he was much heavier.
The doctor said, " it cannot happen if you did eat as I
said to you.”
The man said that he did exactly as the doctor said.
Then he asked, "Doctor, was I supposed to eat it after
my normal intake. I was eating what you suggested
before my regular meal".
The doctor fainted.
- From PG Vargis
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Our greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose
one thought over another. - William James
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It Was Mom
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and
daughter were watching TV in the family room.
Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.
The girl looked at her dad and said, "It was Mom."
"How do you know?"
"She didn't say anything.”
- From A J/oke a Day
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