Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/17/19
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One of DDC's dedicated, long-time readers, who is a
missionary in India, has graciously shared several
jokes with me which I will be using.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Phone Business
2. Study
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Phone Business
A man in India wanted to start a new business – mobile phone.
He came to USA to talk with the best company here. The
technical consultant took him to an open ground and asked
him to dig 200 feet which he did.
Technical assistant: Did you get anything?
Indian: I got a copper wire.
“That means we had telephones even 200 years back.”
The Indian was angry and went back. Then he invited the
American telephone technical consultant to come to India
for negotiation. The Indian took him to an open ground
and asked him to dig 300 feet which he did.
Indian: “Do you see anything?”
American technical consultant: Nothing.
Indian: That means we had wireless telephone 300 years back.
- From PG Vargis
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope
that I would not have a single bit of talent left & could
say, I used everything You gave me. - Erma Bombeck
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Study
Teacher: "Which is the best month to study?"
Student: "Octembruary."
Teacher: "Don't be silly. There's no month like that."
Student: "Exactly….”
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