DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 6/18/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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It's midweek - all week it is supposed to be muggy and in
the high 80's. On Tuesday, we had our first day of the year
with the temperature over 90. Due to the humidity, it felt
more like 105 degrees.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Wild Animal
2. Teasing
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Wild Animal
My little girl loves animals, but one day she was bitten by
a small field mouse she'd found. She carried it home in her
pocket and told me what happened.
Worried about rabies, I called our town Humane Society and
was told that the animal would have to be examined, and
they'd send someone for it.
When the Humane Society truck pulled up, a big man got out,
put on a pair of gauntlets, and took a capture stick and
cage from the back of the truck.
Trying not to laugh, I handed him a shoe box containing the
mouse.
"Lady," he said, seeing my expression, "they only told me it
was a wild animal."
- from Reader's Digest (via GCFL)
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A strong positive mental attitude will create more
miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal
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Teasing
My grandson, Justus, age 10, and his sister Taylor,
age 13, were always teasing each other.
One day, Justus was getting "sensitive" about things
his sister was saying to him.
I reminded him that he had said the same types of
things many times in days past.
With quiet reflection, he spoke a gospel truth.
"But it doesn't hurt as much coming out of my
mouth as it does going into my ears."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Juanita, Carrie, Cottie, Patricia, Maureen, Gerard.
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