Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/18/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I went to the zoo today with several family members,
When I got home, I needed a nap.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Homemade Meal
2. Who Owns the Monkey?
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Homemade Meal
A young man went to college. He found a pretty girl but he
didn’t know whether she has any interest in him. He called
his mother and asked for advice. The mother suggested that
he invite her to his room for a homemade meal. “If she will
come that means she is interested”.
He thought it is good idea. And said, “I will invite her for
next Saturday evening meal”. He was excited.
Sunday, Monday – no news from him. So the mother called the
son and asked, “How did it go?”
He replied: “Mom it was disastrous.”
Mom: Why? What happened?
He: She came but she refused to cook.
- From PG Vargis
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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
- e e cummings
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Who Owns the Monkey?
A man walks into a posh restaurant and orders his meal.
While he takes the first bite and is looking around, a
monkey swings down and steals his plate from him before
he is able to stop it.
The man asks the waiter, "Excuse me sir, who owns the
monkey?"
The waiter replies, "It belongs to the piano player."
The man walks over to the piano player and says, "Do
you know your monkey stole my food?"
The pianist responds, "No, but if you hum it, I'll play
it."
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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