Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/18/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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It’s been a week of long days. Have a great weekend.
Happy Father’s Day for those who celebrate.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. The Inspired Sermon
2. Jonah
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The Inspired Sermon
The pastor was greeting folks at the door after the service.
A woman said, “Father, that was a good sermon.”
The priest replied, “Oh, I have to give the credit to the Holy Spirit.”
“It wasn’t THAT good!” she said.
- From A Joke a Day
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Kindness makes a fellow feel good whether it's being done
to him or by him. - Frank A. Clark
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Jonah
A pastor was doing his children's sermon with all the youngsters
down front to hear the lesson.
He was discussing the story of Jonah. He quoted the scriptures
from Jonah 1 and 2: "And the Lord appointed a great fish to swallow
up Jonah; and Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three
nights. Then Jonah prayed to the Lord his God from the belly of the
fish, saying 'I called to the Lord out of my distress and He answered
me.' ... and the Lord spoke to the fish, and it vomited out Jonah upon
the dry land." (Jonah 1:17; 2:2, 10)
When the pastor finished the quotation, he started trying to solicit
input from the youngsters to help him complete his mini-sermon. He
asked thoughtfully, "What does the fish vomiting Jonah out on dry
land indicate to us today?"
One of the youngsters spoke with great enthusiasm for the entire
congregation to hear, "It proves that even a fish can't stomach a
bad preacher!”
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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