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             DOC'S  DAILY  CHUCKLE

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            Laughter is the Best Medicine!

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I had a quieter day today, Church, exercise class 

and doing things around the house.

Doc 

Today's Chuckles

1. Deer Hunt   

2. Quiet Please  

 

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Deer Hunt

Three friends went for hunting. An engineer, a doctor and 

their pastor. They saw a deer. All the three raised the 

gun and shot – almost at the same time. The deer fell dead. 

But they did not know whose bullet killed the animal. 

So they called the forest ranger and asked him to help. The 

ranger walked around, looked at the animal carefully and 

then declared, “It is the pastors shot.”

Other two: How do you know for sure?

Ranger: See the bullet mark. I m sure it is pastors shot. 

It went through one ear and came out through the other ear. 

- From PG Vargis

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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice 

as much time with them and half as much money. 

- Abigail Van Buren

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Quiet Please 

My sister had been ill, so I called to see how she was 

doing. My ten-year-old niece answered the phone.



"Hello," she whispered.



"Hi, Honey. How's your mother doing?" I asked.



"She's sleeping," she answered, again in a whisper.



"Did she go to the doctor?" I asked.



"Yes. She got some medicine," my niece said softly.



"Well, don't wake her. Just tell her I called. What are 

you doing, by the way?"



Again in a soft whisper, she answered, "Practicing my 

trumpet." 

- From GCFL

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