Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/20/19
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Today's Chuckles
1. Honeymoon
2. Question
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Honeymoon
A man who was mother-pecked got married to a smart girl.
They were wondering where to go for honey moon = Japan,
China, Canada or elsewhere.
Their friends suggested they go to Israel, Holy Land. This
non-church going couple didn’t know much about Israel. But
when the friend explained about the beauty of this land and
also the significance of the land - where Jesus died and
resurrected after 3 days they decided to go. As they were
calling the travel agent to book their tickets and hotel,
his mother said that she is also coming. The mother-pecked
son agreed through the daughter-in-law was very unhappy.
But she did not show it.
Israel is a land of hills and valleys. As they were walking
through the important tourist places the mother-in-law had
a massive heart attack and died. The body was taken to the
mortuary. The manager explained to the couple as the son
was weeping: You have two options. You can bury your mother
here in the Holy Land and it will cost $2000 dollars. That
is all. Or you can take the body to your country. The
embalming, coffin, and air tickets everything will cost
$25000. You can decide.”
The wife asked for some time to think. The manager offered
a private room where they can sit and discuss. There she
said to her husband, “Darling I know that you are grieved
and very emotional. So let me handle this.”
He agreed. She left him there and went to the manager and
said: “We made up our mind. We are taking our mother back
to our country.”
Manager: You must be very rich to pay that huge amount.”
She: No, we are not very rich. But I heard the story that
some years back, a man died here and on the third day he
came back to his life breaking open the tomb. I don’t want
to see that happening again with my mother-in-law.”
- From PG Vargis
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We can have no '50-50' allegiance in this country. Either
a man is an American and nothing else, or he is not an
American at all. - Theodore Roosevelt
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Question
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the
conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave
had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was
in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer.
Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest
of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his
savings to buy a new computer instead.
During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket
and pulled out an engagement ring. Mary was stunned,
but after she collected herself, she looked up and
prompted, "Well, don't you have something to ask me?"
Dave then got down on bended knee.
"Honey," he said, "will you buy me a new computer?"
- From Henne
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