Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/21/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Decision
2. The Seagull
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Decision
An Indian man came to USA and married an American girl.
They moved to their own apartment but soon the husband
brought his mother too and they were living together.
The wife found that the mother-in-law is interfering
their married life and making all the decisions. But
she, new wife, didn’t know what to do.
One day she was told by her boss that she must go to
Singapore and try to open a business there. It may take
a week or more.
She went to Singapore and doing the business well. On the
third day she got a telephone call from a close friend who
said: 'Janet, I have some bad news. Your mother-in-law fell
on the stairs and died. What should we do? Wait for you to
come back for the funeral or can you return immediately?'
She thought for some time and then said, while sobbing:
'My mother-in-law was a great woman, very kind, always
thinking about our happiness, willing to sacrifice her
privileges for us. She loved me like a dear daughter and
I too loved her very much…..”
Intimate friend: Tell me, what we should do. When can we
arrange the funeral? Should we wait for you?
She: No, don’t wait for me. The business here may take
another week or more. So go ahead and have the funeral.
Fiend: OK. Do you want us to arrange a burial or cremation?
She: Do both. Don’t take chance.
- From PG Vargis
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Praise is one of the best, yet inexpensive gifts we
can give to others. - Gail Lynne Goodwin
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The Seagull
A father was at the beach with his children when the
four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand,
and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead
in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw
him back down?"
- From ArcaMax Jokes
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Please pray for: John, Barbara, Christine, Julie, Anne Marie.
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