They who avow the doctrines distinguished by the name of Calvinistic, ought, if consistent with their own principles, to be most gentle and forbearing of all men, in meekness instructing them that oppose. With us, it is a fundamental maxim, that a man can receive nothing but what is given him from heaven (John 3:27). If, therefore, it has pleased God to give us the knowledge of some truths, which are hidden from others, who have the same outward means of information; it is a just reason for thankfulness to Him, but will not justify our being angry with them; for we are no better or wiser than they in ourselves, and might have opposed the truths which we now prize, with the same eagerness and obstinacy, if His grace had not made us to differ. If the man, mentioned in John 9, who was born blind, on whom our Lord graciously bestowed the blessing of sight, had taken a cudgel and beat all the blind men he met, because they would not see, his conduct would have greatly resembled that of an angry Calvinist.
John Newton

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#1 · June 22, 2021, 10:12 pm

Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>

             DOC'S  DAILY  CHUCKLE

             Always  Clean  Chuckles

           Laughter is the Best Medicine!

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I had a rare treat of ice cream tonight. I ate it sitting 

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where I did a workout in the water.

Doc

Today's Chuckles

1. Husband Diagnosis  

2. Beautiful    

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Husband Diagnosis

Rose accompanied her husband Tom to his annual checkup. 

While Tom was getting dressed, the doctor came out and 

said to Rose, “I don’t like the way he looks.”

 

“Neither do I,” she said. “But he’s handy around the house.”

 

• From Cybersalt Digest

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The pleasantest things in the world are pleasant thoughts, and 

the great art of life is to have as many of them as possible. 

-  Michel De Montaigne 

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Beautiful 

Rabia was walking one day, when she saw a man staring at her. 

She asked him, “What is it?!”

He replied, “I have never seen anyone more beautiful than you, 

are you married?” 

Rabia replied, “If you think I’m beautiful, you should see my sister, 

who’s walking behind me.” 

The man looked but saw nobody. “Where? I don’t see anyone,” he replied. 

Rabia replied, “If you were worth marrying, you wouldn’t have looked, 

you would have said, ‘there can be nobody more beautiful than you,’ 

now get away from me!”

- From Rocco

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