DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 6/23/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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I was able to have a relaxing week-end. On Friday,
my friend and I went to the Courtland Cafe, a local
restaurant. The food was outstanding.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Grandma's Home Remedies
2. Exercise
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Grandma's Home Remedies
“For better digestion I drink beer, in the case of appetite
loss I drink white wine, in the case of low blood pressure
I drink red wine, in the case of high blood pressure I drink
scotch, and when I have a cold I drink schnapps.”
“When do you drink water?”
“I’ve never been that sick!”
- from Joe L. (my Dad)
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Success is not measured by what you do compared to
what others do, it is measured by what you do with
the ability God gave you. - Zig Ziglar
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Exercise
During my uncle's physical exam, his doctor mentioned that
he was slightly overweight. "Do you get any exercise?" the
physician asked.
"Well, I used to have an exercise bike in the TV room," my
uncle began.
"Used to!" the doctor said. "Where is it now?"
"I had to store it in the basement," my uncle confessed,
"because it got in the way of my snack trays.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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