Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/23/22
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Enjoying beautiful sunny weather. Have vegetable plants
and flowers on the balcony.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Blood
2. Hospital Admission
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Blood
In memory of my father, who died of blood loss because sadly
no one could figure out his blood type.
As I stood beside him it was incredibly moving to hear him repeat,
over and over, these inspirational last words: "Be positive, son!
Be positive!"
Father, I don't know if you can hear me, but if you do, just know I
will always remember to be positive.
- From Jokojokes
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If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how
he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J.K. Rowling
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Hospital Admission
A heavily pregnant woman hobbles painfully into the hospital
with one hand on her back.
A nurse comes over to her and asks her what’s wrong, but
the woman just shouts, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Didn’t!”
The nurse shakes her head and says, “Sorry, I don’t understand.”
The woman screams, “Can’t! Won’t! Don’t!”
The nurse is really confused and turns to a doctor who says,
“Admit her immediately! She’s having contractions!”
• From Reddit Clean
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Please pray for: Annie, Aurelia, Eileen, Mike, Gaby, Curt, Larry, Marilyn.
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