DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 6/24/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Last night after work, I had a wonderful massage.
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Today's Chuckles
1. Tooth Fairy
2. New Suit
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Tooth Fairy
One day, while I was catching up with my seven-year-old
granddaughter, Dia on the phone, she told me she had lost
her two front teeth.
I asked if she had got a visit from the tooth fairy.
Dia told me that with the first tooth, she had put it under
her pillow and when she woke up in the morning, the tooth
fairy had left money but had taken her tooth.
"When I lost the second one." Dia said, "I wrapped it up
really good and hid it in my drawer. There's no way the
tooth fairy is going to get any more of my teeth!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Walk with the dreamers, the believers, the courageous,
the cheerful, the planners, the doers, the successful
people with their heads in the clouds and their feet
on the ground. Let their spirit ignite a fire within
you to leave this world better than when you found it.
― Wilferd Peterson
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New Suit
A new senator decided to get his first tailor-made
suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and
got measured for a suit. A week later he went in
for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he
looked stunning; he felt that in this suit he could
do business.
As he was preening in front of the mirror, he reached
down to put his hands in the pockets. To his surprise,
he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned
this to the tailor who asked him, "Didn't you tell me
you were a senator?"
The young man answered, "Yes, I did."
The tailor then said, "Whoever heard of a politician
with his hands in his own pockets?"
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