Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/24/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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My granddaughter's graduation party was a highlight of
the weekend. All 5 of my children were there.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Wish
2. Dinner Reservations
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Wish
A couple – both 60 years and both decided to retire. God
appeared to them and said. “I am pleased with you both.
You loved each other and raised your children in the proper
ways. I want to reward you. You both can ask for one wish
and it will be granted.
Wife: I always wanted it go on an around the world trip.
Give me ten million dollars and an airlines ticket and
hotel reservation around the world.
God waved his hand and gave her a bank book with ten
million in their account and a bundle of airlines tickets
and hotel booking. She was happy. Very happy.
God looked at the man: The man said: Give me a wife
30 years younger to me.
God raised his hand and waved at him: The man was 90 years.
- From PG Vargis
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Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.
- Albert Einstein
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Dinner Reservations
On vacation in Hawaii, my mother called a cafe to make
reservations for 7:00 pm.
Checking her book, the cheery hostess said, "I'm sorry,
but all we have is 6:45 pm. Would you like that?"
"That's fine," Mom replied.
"Okay," the hostess confirmed. Then she added, "Just be
advised that you may have to wait 15 minutes for your
table."
From GCFL
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Please pray for: Tim, Christine, Eric, Joanne, Jack, Morgan.
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