Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/25/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Frustrated Golfer
2. Little Johnny Goes Fishing
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Frustrated Golfer
A golfer is playing a round of golf with his buddies. On the sixth hole,
a hole over water, he proceeds to flub nine balls into the water.
Frustrated over his poor golfing ability, he heaves his golf clubs into
the water, and begins to walk off the course.
Then all of a sudden he turns around and jumps back in the lake, his
buddies apparently thinking he is going to retrieve his clubs.
When he comes out of the water he doesn't have his clubs and begins
to walk off the course.
Then one of his buddies asks, "Why did you jump into the lake?"
And he said, "I left my car keys in the bag.”
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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Life is not a having and a getting, but a being and a becoming. - Matthew Arnold
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Little Johnny Goes Fishing
Little Johnny's father took him on a fishing trip to Canada.
On returning home after catching only three fish his father says,
"The way I figure it each fish cost us $400!"
Little Johnny replied, "Well, at that price it’s a good thing we didn’t
catch any more of them than we did.”
- From A Joke a Day
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