Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/26/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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It's good to be back. Sorry for the unavoidable lapse
in sending DDC without being able to give notice.
The weekend here is 100% chance of rain - so it'll be
mainly indoor activities for me.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Creation
2. Dinner Guest
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Creation
My Sunday school class of kindergartners was studying
the creation story. After several weeks, we were ready
to review.
"What did God make the first day?" I quizzed.
"The second day?"
They answered both questions correctly.
"And what happened on the third day?" I asked.
One little child, face shining with enthusiasm, exclaimed,
"He rose from the dead!"
- from Laugh & Lift
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The world is a dangerous place, not because of those
who do evil, but because of those who look on and do
nothing. - Albert Einstein
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Dinner Guest
Lyric's boyfriend, Christian, came to supper one night.
It was asked "Who wants to say the blessing?"
Trevor, 8, quickly volunteered.
Everyone bowed their heads and Trevor offered the following:
"Dear Lord, Thank you for making my sister so beautiful that
her boyfriend will eat dinner with us!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Noah, Debbie, Ryan, Konnor, Celeste, Ben, Ashley.
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