Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/28/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Had a wonderfully productive Friday with my grandson and then
spent time with my daughters and several of their children.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Animal Control
2. The Clean Kitchen
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Animal Control
"Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the Animal Control office?"
"Yes."
"I want you to send somebody over right away."
"What's wrong?"
"There's a horrid magazine salesman hanging in a tree teasing my dog.”
- From GCFL
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Excuses are the rocks where our dreams are crushed. - Tim Fargo
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The Clean Kitchen
The meal in the restaurant was awful. The diner asked to see the manager.
When the manager came, the diner said, “I want to compliment you on your
very clean kitchen.”
“Clean kitchen?” the manager asked. “Have you seen our kitchen?”
“No,” the diner replied. “But it must be clean because all the food tastes like soap.”
- From A Joke a Day
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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
docsdailychuckle-join@welovegod.org
________________________________________
Had a wonderfully productive Friday with my grandson and then
spent time with my daughters and several of their children.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Animal Control
2. The Clean Kitchen
———————————————
Animal Control
"Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the Animal Control office?"
"Yes."
"I want you to send somebody over right away."
"What's wrong?"
"There's a horrid magazine salesman hanging in a tree teasing my dog.”
- From GCFL
———————————————
Excuses are the rocks where our dreams are crushed. - Tim Fargo
———————————————
The Clean Kitchen
The meal in the restaurant was awful. The diner asked to see the manager.
When the manager came, the diner said, “I want to compliment you on your
very clean kitchen.”
“Clean kitchen?” the manager asked. “Have you seen our kitchen?”
“No,” the diner replied. “But it must be clean because all the food tastes like soap.”
- From A Joke a Day
————
Please pray for: Jim, Kathy, .Kristin, Tommy, Laura, Tom, Gregory, Nicholas,
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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