Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/29/15
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Today's Chuckles
1. Here is an Explanation of the School Homework Policy:
2. No Charge
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Here is an Explanation of the School Homework Policy:
Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per night.
This time should be budgeted in the following manner:
15 minutes looking for assignment.
11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.
23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does
not like children.
8 minutes in the bathroom.
10 minutes getting a snack.
7 minutes checking the TV Guide.
6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained
the assignment.
10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or
Dad to do the assignment.
- from Cybersalt Digest
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There is more in us than we know. If we can be made to see it,
perhaps, for the rest of our lives, we will be unwilling to
settle for less. - Kurt Hahn
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No Charge
When I had a job at the photo-developing counter of a pharmacy,
the film was sometimes developed incorrectly. If this occurred,
we did not charge our customers.
Once a man came to pick up his pictures, which were marked $0.00,
indicating that not one of them had turned out right.
The customer asked to see the photos, and when I noticed the odd
splotches of color all over the pictures, I apologized profusely.
"Oh, no, these are fine," he said happily. "I'm a microbiologist,
and these are my bacteria cultures."
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL)
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