DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 6/3/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My life should be settling down. There are no more
major events coming up in my extended family. In
May, there were 7 graduations, a Baptism, and a
wedding.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Flower Request
2. Beard
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Flower Request
"I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "we don't have
potted geraniums. Could you use African violets instead?"
Replied the customer sadly, "No, it was geraniums my wife
told me to water while she was gone."
- from Pastor Tim
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Forgiveness is the economy of the heart... forgiveness saves
the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits.
- Hannah More
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Beard
My husband has always had a beard. One day, he decided
to shave it off.
He came into the room where my 5-year-old daughter Samantha
was and asked her, "Notice anything different?"
To which she replied, "No" with a puzzled look on her face.
My husband then said to her, "My beard's gone."
Now the puzzled look disappeared and the innocent eyes appeared
when she said "I didn't take it!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Nicki, Libby, Vicki, Wilma, Becky, Matt, Rachel, Ardenia.
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