Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/3/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I was at a 10 year anniversary celebration earlier tonight.
Friends established a business working to improve the lives
of senior citizens in northern Ohio.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. A Penny for Your Thoughts
2. Overdue Books
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A Penny for Your Thoughts
A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall,
holding hands, gazing out over the loch.
For several minutes they sat silently. Then finally the girl
looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee
kiss."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on
the cheek.
Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over
the loch.
Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for
your thoughts, Angus?"
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo aboot time for a
wee cuddle."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few
seconds. Then he blushed.
And the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After
a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts,
Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me
put my hand on your leg." The girl blushed, then took his hand
and put it on her knee. Then he blushed.
Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch
before the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts,
Angus."
The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well, noo," he
said, 'my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time.'
"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
"Aye," said the lad, nodding.
The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her
lip in anticipation.
Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the
first three pennies?"
- from Anna Ruth
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Don't mistake activity with achievement. – John Wooden
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Overdue Books
While working in the library, I was often shocked by excuses
people would use to get out of paying their feesfor overdue
books.
One evening an older woman returned two books that were way
overdue and threw a fit over the "outrageous" $2 fee that I
asked her to pay.
I tried to explain how much she owed for each day, but she
insisted she should be exempt. "You don't understand," she
blurted out. "I didn't even read them!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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