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Today was a positive, productive day. It’s wonderful to having 

people interacting once again with less fear.

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Today's Chuckles

1. I'll Testify To That  

2. Medical Experts Re: Lockdown   

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I'll Testify To That 

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the others 

of causing the trouble that they were having in the apartment 

building where they all lived.

The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom decreed, "Okay, I’m 

ready to hear the evidence...I'll hear the oldest first."

The case was dismissed for lack of testimony. 

- From A Joke a Day

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When I'm hungry, I eat what I love, When I'm bored, I do something 

I love. When I'm lonely, I connect with someone I love. When I feel 

sad, I remember that I am loved. - Michelle May 

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Medical Experts Re: Lockdown

Medical Experts were asked if it is time to ease the lockdown.

Allergists were in favor of scratching it,

but Dermatologists advised not to make rash moves.

The Gastroenterologist had sort of a gut feeling about it,

but Neurologists thought the Government had a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception,

while Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Many Pathologists shouted, "over my dead body!”,

while Pediatricians said, "Oh grow up!"

Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,

while Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing

and Pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.

Plastic Surgeons opined "it would put a whole new face on the matter."

Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,

but Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,

and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out,

leaving the entire decision to the them. 

 

- From Jamer

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