Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/30/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Emergency Cash
2. Interest
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Emergency Cash
Dad is from the old school, he always kept a rather
large wad of what he liked to call 'emergency cash'
in his underwear drawer.
One day I bought my dad an unusual personal safe --
a can of spray paint with a false bottom�so he could
keep his money somewhat less obviously in this base-
ment workshop.
Later I asked Mom if he was using it.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "he put his money in it the
same day."
"No burglar would think to look on the work shelf!"
I gloated.
"They won't have to," my mom replied. "He keeps the
paint can in his underwear drawer."
- from Clean Laffs
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Don't be afraid to give up the good for the great.
- John D. Rockefeller
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Interest
My Mom, Ann, was visiting, and was telling my
nine-year-old daughter, Rachel, that she hoped
to win the lottery coming up on the weekend.
Mom told Rachel that if she won the lottery,
she was going to put $500,000 into an account
for each of her grandchildren, although they
wouldn't be able to touch it until they were
25 years old.
"Can you imagine all the interest there would
be in it by then?" she said to Rachel.
"Oh Nanny," Rachel replied, "I'm already
interested!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Jo, Angel, Rob, Gayle, David, Deandre, Bernie, Anna Ruth.
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