Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/30/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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It’s the last day of the month. We had thunderstorms which
dropped the temperate to more seasonable.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Keep Your Seat
2. Kitchen Table
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Keep Your Seat
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,
a man gets up from his seat.
She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the
customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless
woman his seat," and she pushes him back onto the seat.
A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted
again and refuses to let him up.
Finally, the man says, "Look, lady, you've got to let me get up.
I'm two miles past my stop already."
• From ArcaMax Jokes
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Go where the expectations are so strong that they provoke you,
push you, urgently insist that you not remain in one place.
That way, you will grow and change. - Jim Rohn
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Kitchen Table
My son had absentmindedly left his sneakers on our kitchen table.
"That's disgusting," my husband yelled. "Doesn't he realize that
we eat off that table?"
Then he went back to work on the car. I cleaned the table and
left to do my grocery shopping. When I came home, I couldn’t
set my bags down anywhere.
Sitting in the middle of the kitchen table was a carburetor.
- From GCFL
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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
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It’s the last day of the month. We had thunderstorms which
dropped the temperate to more seasonable.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Keep Your Seat
2. Kitchen Table
———————————————
Keep Your Seat
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,
a man gets up from his seat.
She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the
customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless
woman his seat," and she pushes him back onto the seat.
A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted
again and refuses to let him up.
Finally, the man says, "Look, lady, you've got to let me get up.
I'm two miles past my stop already."
• From ArcaMax Jokes
———————————————
Go where the expectations are so strong that they provoke you,
push you, urgently insist that you not remain in one place.
That way, you will grow and change. - Jim Rohn
———————————————
Kitchen Table
My son had absentmindedly left his sneakers on our kitchen table.
"That's disgusting," my husband yelled. "Doesn't he realize that
we eat off that table?"
Then he went back to work on the car. I cleaned the table and
left to do my grocery shopping. When I came home, I couldn’t
set my bags down anywhere.
Sitting in the middle of the kitchen table was a carburetor.
- From GCFL
————
Please pray for: James, Natalie, Blake, Andrew, Patricia, Stephanie.
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