Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/4/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Bad Golf
2. Polishing Shoes
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Bad Golf
Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, a priest and three
other men of the cloth swapped their clerical garb for polos and
khakis and time out on the golf course.
After several really horrible shots, their caddy asked, "You
guys wouldn't be clergy by any chance?"
"Actually, yes, we are," one man replied. "How did you know?"
"Easy," said the caddy, "I've never seen such bad golf and such
clean language!"
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In the darkness a spark is like a torch bright enough to
appear to be the sun. - Bob Perks
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Polishing Shoes
A new ensign, I was assigned duty at the Naval Observatory
in Washington, D.C., and car-pooled to work with a veteran
Marine sergeant.
One afternoon, I showed him a pair of brown shoes I had
purchased to go with my khaki uniform.
He examined the leather carefully. "Let me take these home,"
he said, "and I'll show you a real Marine Corps shine."
The next day I wore my old shoes, expecting to switch them
with the ones the sergeant was polishing.
From a grocery bag, Sarge pulled out the right shoe, shining
like glass. "This is the way a Marine shines a shoe," he said.
"Now all you have to do is polish the left one to look like
it."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
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My niece had surgery and has been told her
recuperation is expected to be 10 - 12 weeks.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Bad Golf
2. Polishing Shoes
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Bad Golf
Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, a priest and three
other men of the cloth swapped their clerical garb for polos and
khakis and time out on the golf course.
After several really horrible shots, their caddy asked, "You
guys wouldn't be clergy by any chance?"
"Actually, yes, we are," one man replied. "How did you know?"
"Easy," said the caddy, "I've never seen such bad golf and such
clean language!"
------------------------------
In the darkness a spark is like a torch bright enough to
appear to be the sun. - Bob Perks
------------------------------
Polishing Shoes
A new ensign, I was assigned duty at the Naval Observatory
in Washington, D.C., and car-pooled to work with a veteran
Marine sergeant.
One afternoon, I showed him a pair of brown shoes I had
purchased to go with my khaki uniform.
He examined the leather carefully. "Let me take these home,"
he said, "and I'll show you a real Marine Corps shine."
The next day I wore my old shoes, expecting to switch them
with the ones the sergeant was polishing.
From a grocery bag, Sarge pulled out the right shoe, shining
like glass. "This is the way a Marine shines a shoe," he said.
"Now all you have to do is polish the left one to look like
it."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
--------
Please pray for: Linda, Maxine, Jimmy, Karen, Elaine, Tim, Darnly, Larry.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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