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Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/4/15

Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>

                DOC'S  DAILY  CHUCKLE

                   Always  Clean  Chuckles

                Laughter is the Best Medicine!

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My niece had surgery and has been told her 

recuperation is expected to be 10 - 12 weeks. 

Doc 

Today's Chuckles

1. Bad Golf

2. Polishing Shoes

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Bad Golf

Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, a priest and three 

other men of the cloth swapped their clerical garb for polos and 

khakis and time out on the golf course. 

After several really horrible shots, their caddy asked, "You 

guys wouldn't be clergy by any chance?"

"Actually, yes, we are," one man replied. "How did you know?"

"Easy," said the caddy, "I've never seen such bad golf and such 

clean language!"

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In the darkness a spark is like a torch bright enough to 

appear to be the sun. - Bob Perks

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Polishing Shoes 

A new ensign, I was assigned duty at the Naval Observatory 

in Washington, D.C., and car-pooled to work with a veteran 

Marine sergeant. 

One afternoon, I showed him a pair of brown shoes I had 

purchased to go with my khaki uniform. 

He examined the leather carefully. "Let me take these home," 

he said, "and I'll show you a real Marine Corps shine." 

The next day I wore my old shoes, expecting to switch them 

with the ones the sergeant was polishing. 

From a grocery bag, Sarge pulled out the right shoe, shining 

like glass. "This is the way a Marine shines a shoe," he said. 

"Now all you have to do is polish the left one to look like 

it." 

- from Da Mouse Tracks 

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