Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/4/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today is the ‘54th anniversary’ of my high school graduation.
25 of us got together to reminisce.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. A Kid In Church
2. Neighbors
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A Kid In Church
A pastor was doing his children's sermon with all the youngsters
down front to hear the lesson.
He was discussing the story of Jonah. He quoted the scriptures
from Jonah 1 and 2: "And the Lord appointed a great fish to
swallow up Jonah; and Jonah was in the belly of the fish three
days and three nights. Then Jonah prayed to the Lord his God
from the belly of the fish, saying 'I called to the Lord out of my
distress and He answered me.' ... and the Lord spoke to the
fish, and it vomited out Jonah upon the dry land.”
(Jonah 1:17; 2:2, 10)
When the pastor finished the quotation, he started trying to
solicit input from the youngsters to help him complete his
mini-sermon. He asked thoughtfully, "What does the fish
vomiting Jonah out on dry land indicate to us today?"
One of the youngsters spoke with great enthusiasm for the
entire congregation to hear, "It proves that even a fish can’t
stomach a bad preacher!”
- From GCFL
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He prayeth best, who loveth best All things both great and small;
For the dear God who loveth us, He made and loveth all.
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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Neighbors
Every time the man next door headed toward Robinson’s
house, Robinson knew he was coming to borrow something.
"He won't get away with it this time," muttered Robinson to
his wife. "Watch this."
"Er, I wonder if you'd be using your power-saw this morning,”
the neighbor began.
"Gee, I'm awfully sorry," said Robinson with a smug look,
"but the fact of the matter is, I'll be using it all day."
"In that case," said the neighbor, "you won't be using your
golf clubs, mind if I borrow them?”
- From GCFL
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Please pray for: Matt, Nancy, Mark, Dick, Kathy, Janet, Bob.
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