Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/5/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I want to thank those who voted in the Disney contest.
We found out yesterday that my nieces did not get
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Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Raising Lazarus
2. Friends Like That
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Raising Lazarus
Our children's Sunday School classes were presenting
their end of the year program for the congregation
- telling about the life of Jesus.
When it came to the part about Jesus' miracles, one
little boy said, "Yes, Jesus raised Lazarus from the
dead!"
The teacher urged him to tell us more.
He said, "Well, Jesus told them to open the tomb, and
then He said, 'Lazarus, come out!' And it's a good thing
he didn't just say 'Come out!' because there would have
been a stampede of dead guys."
Needless to say our congregation enjoyed the presentation
very much.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from
those who are willing to work and give to those who would
not. - Thomas Jefferson
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Friends Like That
A knight and his men return to their castle after
a long hard day of fighting.
"How are we faring?" asks the king.
"Sire," replies the knight, "I have been robbing and
pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns
of your enemies in the west."
"What?!" shrieks the king. "I don't have any enemies
to the west!"
"Oh, no..." says the knight. "Well, you do now."
- from Pastor Tim (via You Make Me Laugh)
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Please pray for: Franklin, Addison, Hannah, Carol, Bob, Tim, Muhammed.
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