Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/7/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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The first flowers appeared on my tomato plants.
Looking forward to adding home grown to salads
later this year.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Can't Treat Your Ailment
2. Eternity, Life, Death
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Can't Treat Your Ailment
Doctor: I am sorry I can't treat your ailment!
Patient: Why doctor? Is it that serious?
Doctor: No. Your ailment was not covered in my medical study book.
Patient, trembling in fear: Which book was that?
Doctor: How to become doctor in 30 days!
- From A Joke a Day
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Our greatest glory is not in never falling,
but in rising every time we fall. - Oliver Goldsmith
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Eternity, Life, Death
Before I could start my first job right out of college, I had to
present evidence that I was a U.S. citizen. I showed up with
my driver's license and birth certificate.
The clerk looked at my driver's license and copied down some
information. She then picked up my birth certificate and gave
it a long look.
"Is anything wrong?" I asked.
"Yes," she said. "I can't find the expiration date.”
- From CyberSalt Digest
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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
________________________________________
The first flowers appeared on my tomato plants.
Looking forward to adding home grown to salads
later this year.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Can't Treat Your Ailment
2. Eternity, Life, Death
———————————————
Can't Treat Your Ailment
Doctor: I am sorry I can't treat your ailment!
Patient: Why doctor? Is it that serious?
Doctor: No. Your ailment was not covered in my medical study book.
Patient, trembling in fear: Which book was that?
Doctor: How to become doctor in 30 days!
- From A Joke a Day
———————————————
Our greatest glory is not in never falling,
but in rising every time we fall. - Oliver Goldsmith
———————————————
Eternity, Life, Death
Before I could start my first job right out of college, I had to
present evidence that I was a U.S. citizen. I showed up with
my driver's license and birth certificate.
The clerk looked at my driver's license and copied down some
information. She then picked up my birth certificate and gave
it a long look.
"Is anything wrong?" I asked.
"Yes," she said. "I can't find the expiration date.”
- From CyberSalt Digest
————
Please pray for: Bob, Joseph, Marty, Arty, Amanda, Jim, Patce.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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