Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/9/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Reasons You Should Buy a New Car
2. Substitute Teacher
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Reasons You Should Buy a New Car
Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic
Places.
Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to
your steering wheel.
You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14-year-old on a moped.
The 15-minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep your car for three days.
When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that
windshield for you?"
Thieves repeatedly break in to your car just to steal the "Club."
While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you
and asking if anyone was hurt.
For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom,
vroom" noises while in the driveway.
You keep losing dates on left turns.
- from AcraMax Jokes
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The most basic of all human needs is the need to understand
and be understood. The best way to understand people is to
listen to them. - Ralph Nichols
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Substitute Teacher
Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work,
I saw a new substitute teacher standing outside his classroom
with his forehead against a locker.
I heard him mutter, "How did you get yourself into this?"
Knowing that he was assigned to a difficult class, I tried to
offer moral support.
"Are you okay?" I asked. "Can I help?"
He lifted his head and replied, "I'll be fine as soon as I get
this kid out of his locker."
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL.net)
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