Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/9/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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It’s been a long day. Several friends are going through
significant challenges. God knows and is in control. He
has promised to be with us through the pain.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Options
2. Don't Touch Me
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Options
An Indian court hearing the argument of a husband for 4 years
as how the wife was forcing him to do all the house chores like
washing, cooking, ironing, except shopping or banking finally
said, "Mr John, you have two options."
Option A. You live with your wife all through your life or.."
Mr John :" Option B. Option B. Option B please. "
Judge: let me finish. :
John: thank you your honor. I have decided. Option B."
- From P.G. Vargis
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There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness,
but of power. - Washington Irving
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Don't Touch Me
An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having
just awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand
and she responds, "Don't touch me".
"Why not", he asks.
She answers back, "Because I'm dead".
The husband says to her, "What are you talking about? We’re
both lying here in bed together and talking to one another".
The wife says, "No, I'm definitely dead."
Her husband insists, "You're not dead. What in the world
makes you think you're dead?"
His wife answers, "I know I'm dead because I woke up this
morning and nothing hurts!"
- From ArcaMax Jokes
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Please pray for: Susan, Gerald, Marie, Cameron, Robert, Kim, Tom.
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