Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/1/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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It's the start of a new month - the second half of 2014.
I praise and thank God for it all, even that which I
don't understand. He can bring good from all things.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Neck Surgery
2. Flight Delay Announcement
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Neck Surgery
For her surgery to fuse some vertebrae in her neck, my niece
planned ahead.
She knew she would have to wear a brace with four steel rods
screwed into her skull and attached to a rigid upper-body cast
during her recovery, so she brought to the hospital several
sweatshirts that were cut to fit over these appliances.
On her first trip out of her hospital room, she ventured to the
cafeteria wearing a shirt bearing the message, "I'd lose my head
it is wasn't screwed on".
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always
remember, you have within you the strength, the
patience, and the passion to reach for the stars
to change the world. - Harriet Tubman
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Flight Delay Announcement
A passenger on a Southwest flight says that
he once faced a flight delay just before they
boarded.
A flight attendant picked up the microphone
and announced:
"We're sorry for the delay. The machine that
normally rips the handles off your luggage is
broken, so we're having to do it by hand. We
should be finished and on our way shortly."
- from Steve S. (via GCFL)
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Please pray for: Kit, Angel, Wendy, Bill, Barb, Jack, Morgan.
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