Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/1/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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The oncologist was amazed at how well I'm doing
post-radiation and how quickly my skin healed.
I attribute it to the numerous prayers and my
body having the right micronutrients to heal.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Clown
2. Marriage Wakeup
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Clown
Before going on vacation, I went to a tanning salon. I was
under the lights a bit long and the protective shades I wore
left a big white circle around each eye. Gazing at myself
in the mirror the next day, I thought, "Man, I look like a
clown."
I had almost convinced myself that I was overreacting until
I got in line at the grocery store. I felt a tug at my shirt
and looked down to see a toddler staring up at me. He asked,
"Are you giving out balloons?"
- From Clean Laughs
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If you have good thoughts, they will shine out of your
face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
- Roald Dahl
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Marriage Wakeup
As Barb was getting to know David and his family, she was
very impressed by how much his parents loved each other.
"They're so thoughtful," Barb said. "Why, your dad even
brings your mom a cup of hot coffee in bed every morning."
After a time, Barb and David were engaged, and then married.
On the way from the wedding to the reception, Barb again
remarked on David's loving parents, and even the coffee in
bed.
"Tell me," she said, "does it run in the family?"
"It sure does," replied David. "And I take after my mom."
- From You Make Me Laugh
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Please pray for: Bob, Trayce, Jeff, Darrell, Marilyn, Katie.
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