Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/10/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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I was at a wake tonight for a fellow Franciscan.
She was 93. The same age as my Dad.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Who Am I?
2. Outback Mobile Phone Tower
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Who Am I?
A big-time celebrity was doing a benefit at a senior
citizen home. He went up to one of the elderly ladies,
sat down beside her, and said, “Do you know who I am?”
She said, “No, but go to the front desk. They’ll tell
you who you are.”
- From The Friars Club Encyclopedia of Jokes
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Progress is impossible without change, and those who
cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
- George Bernard Shaw
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Outback Mobile Phone Tower
Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile
phone tower: Bruce, Coot and Bluey.
As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off
the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says,
"Well, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.
Bruce says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive
stuff, I'll do it.
" Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of
beer.
Bluey says, "Where'd you get the beer, Bruce?"
"Coot's wife gave it to me," Bruce replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband
was dead and she gave you a case of beer?"
"Well, not exactly," Bruce says. "When she answered
the door, I said to her, 'You must be Coot's widow.'
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.'
Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are.
'" Aussies are good at handling the sensitive stuff
. - From Retief de Villiers (via GCFL)
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Please pray for: Gloria, Brooks, Eowyn, Katie, Braydon, Alice.
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