Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/11/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
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Today's Chuckles
1. Piano Tuning
2. Zero in Math
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Piano Tuning
It seems that every time John, our piano tuner, comes to our
house, he scolds me for waiting too long between tunings. I
agree with him that it should be done every six months, but
I don't really think about it until the piano sounds off-key.
Last time he came over, I was on the defensive.
"If you would send out a postcard reminder like the dentist,"
I declared, "I would make sure to call you for an appointment
in a timely fashion."
Without hesitating, he replied, "From now on, when the dentist
sends you a postcard, call me."
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
- Walt Disney
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Zero in Math
Dad was angry when he saw that his son scored a zero in math.
“Son, can you explain this to me?”
“Well dad, the teacher didn't have any stars left to give me,
so she gave me a moon!”
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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