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Today's Chuckles

1. Kids Learn Fast  

2. Top 10 - Best Remarks by Golf Caddies   

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Kids Learn Fast

Mr. Smith took his four-year-old son, Bryan, to several baseball games 

where "The Star-Spangled Banner" was sung before the start of each game.

Several days later,  the Smith family attended St Bartholomew's church on 

the Sunday before Independence Day.  

 

The congregation sang The Star-Spangled Banner, and after everyone sat 

down, Bryan suddenly stood up and  yelled out at the top of his voice, 'Play ball.'

 

- From JokerZ

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When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this: you haven't. 

- Thomas Edison 

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Top 10 - Best Remarks by Golf Caddies

 

#10

Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."

Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

 

#9

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."

Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

 

#8

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"

Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

 

#7

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"

Caddy: "Eventually."

 

#6

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."

Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

 

#5

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."

Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

 

#4

Golfer: "How do you like my game?"

Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

 

#3

Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?

Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

 

#2

Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."

Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

 

and the #1 best caddy comment:

 

Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."

Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

 

• From GCFL

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