Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/13/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. If Website's Had Warning Labels
2. Golf Questions
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If Website's Had Warning Labels
Google: "Warning! You may actually find more than what you're looking
for."
Blogs: "May cause drowsiness."
Microsoft: "Warning! Bill Gates isn't *ever* going to share his money
with you."
My Space: "Age, gender and attractiveness of members may differ from
what is actually posted."
Apple Computers: "Warning! High Smug Advisory."
Wikipedia: "Warning label does not exist. Would you like to create
warning label?"
YouTube: "Warning! Contents may be stupid."
Match.com: "Contents may just be settling."
- from Ed (via GCFL)
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http://www.spiritisup.com/roadmaptogod.html
He also now sends out gospel music 5 days a week plus
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Making the decision to have a child - it's momentous. It is to
decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your
body. - Elizabeth Stone
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Golf Questions
Jill: I just don't understand the attraction golf holds for men.
Mary: TELL me about it! I went golfing with my husband one time,
and he told me I asked too many questions!
Jill: Well, I'm sure you were just trying to understand the game.
What questions did you ask?
Mary: I thought I asked legitimate questions . . . like, "Why did
you hit the ball into that lake?"
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL)
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