Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/13/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My youngest (career army) is back in the States from his most recent
tour in S. Korea.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Soup
2. Memory, Organization, Routine
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Soup
One day in the army I was assigned KP duty. I reported to the Mess Hall and
was told by the sergeant in charge that he wanted me to make 100 gallons
of soup for tonight's dinner. I told him I didn't know how to make soup. He
quickly handed me a book and told me to follow the directions carefully.
Soon after I had a large kettle of soup simmering. The sergeant came up and
tasted the soup. He took a second spoonful and stood there staring at me. I
thought I had really messed up the soup and was waiting for a reprimand.
Instead the sergeant said, "This tastes really good... are you sure you followed
the recipe?"
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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To the soul, there is hardly anything more healing than friendship.
- Thomas Moore
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Memory, Organization, Routine
It seems like every time our piano tuner John comes to our house,
he scolds me for waiting too long between tunings. I agree with him
that it should be done every six months, but I don't really think about
it until the piano sounds off-key.
The last time he came over, I was on the defensive. "If you would
send out a postcard reminder like the dentist does every 6 months,”
I declared, "I would make sure to call you for an appointment in a
timely fashion.”
Without hesitating, he replied, "OK -- from now on, when the dentist
sends you a postcard, call me."
- From CyberSalt
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Please pray for: Jeanette, Blake, Patricia, Sam, Darrell, Marilyn.
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