Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/13/22
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My youngest child’s birthday is later this week. He retired
after 21+ years in the Army. His youngest is in the Air Force.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Lessons Learned
2. Father Murphy Shouts "Hoover”
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Lessons Learned
One of my co-workers got a speeding ticket and was
attending a defensive-driving course to have points
erased from his license.
The instructor, a police officer, emphasized that being
on time was crucial and that the classroom doors would
be locked when each session began.
Just after one class started, someone knocked on the
locked door. The officer opened it and asked, "Why are
you late?”
The student replied, "I was trying not to get another ticket."
The officer let him in.
• From Cybersalt
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Gratitude is a celebration we are all invited to. - Cleo Wade
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Father Murphy Shouts "Hoover”
Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. On the first
hole, he sliced into the rough. The parishioner heard Father
Murphy mutter, "Hoover!" under his breath.
On the second hole, the ball went straight into a water hazard.
"Hoover!" again, a little louder this time.
On the third hole, a miracle occurred and Father Murphy's drive
landed on the green only six inches from the hole! "Praise be to
God!"
He carefully lined up the putt, but the ball curved around the hole
instead of going in. "HOOVER!"
By this time, the parishioner couldn't withhold his curiosity any
longer, and asked the priest, "Why do you say Hoover?"
"It's the biggest dam I know," he replied.
• From A Joke a Day
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Please pray for: Deborah, Carol, Claire, Marti, Jessica, Jaycee, Tyler.
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