DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 7/14/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Thank-you for continued prayers.
Dave is home and went to Church yesterday! His spirits are good.
He does have a back brace and continues to have significant pain.
He is getting OT and PT. Neurologically, he is intact.
We are praising the Lord he is doing much better than expected.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Ben Franklin
2. Pick Up Toys
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Ben Franklin
One day a gentleman walked into one of Ben Franklin's
book stores. As one of the clerks went to assist him,
the gentleman asked the clerk the price of the book
he wished to purchase.
The young clerk looked at the price posted on the book
and said, "That book is one dollar, sir."
The gentleman began to haggle with the clerk over the
price. The clerk assured him that the correct price
or the book was one dollar and no lower. As the man
realized that his efforts to haggle with the clerk
were going nowhere, he insisted on speaking with Ben
Franklin directly.
Franklin stopped his work and walked out to the
storefront. The gentleman asked him, "What is the
price of this book?"
Franklin answered, "One dollar and a quarter."
The gentleman was confused and replied, "Your
clerk just said it was a dollar."
Franklin looked at the book again and answered,
"Yes, it was a dollar. But now you're wasting my
time."
- from Steve S. (via GCFL)
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Stay committed to your decisions, but stay flexible in
your approach. - Tony Robbins
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Pick Up Toys
Karl listened from the other room as his wife, Holly,
patiently said to their five-year-old, "Please pick up
your toys, Maureen."
After a few minutes, Holly again reminded their daughter.
Finally Holly asked, "Why aren't you picking your things
up?"
Karl rolled his eyes when he heard Maureen answer, "I'm
playing house and I'm the dad, so I don't know where
anything goes."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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