DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 7/15/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Pizza Delivery
2. Oh Baby...
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Pizza Delivery
"What's the usual tip?" a man growled when a University of
South Carolina student delivered his pizza.
"Well," the student replied, "this is my first delivery, but
the other guys said that if I got a quarter out of you, I'd
be doing great."
"That so?" grunted the man. "In that case, here's five dollars."
"Thanks," the student said, "I'll put it in my college fund."
"By the way, what are you studying?"
"Applied psychology."
- from Steve S. (via GCFL.net)
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Aim at the sun and you may not reach it; but your arrow will
fly far higher than if you had aimed at an object on a level
with yourself. - F. Hawes
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Oh Baby...
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while
waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach
so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it
a good baby?"
She said, "Oh yes. It's a good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
"Then why did you EAT HIM???"
- from Laugh and Lift
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