Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/15/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I was at a planning meeting for the Fest tonight.
On Aug. 9th our Church will host this day of Faith,
Family and Fun. There will be 4 nationally known bands,
a Dad's Den, Mom’s Relaxation Station, Crafts, Kid's
Activities, etc. It is free and open to everyone.
Check it out at http://www.theFEST.us .
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Math Test
2. Record
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Math Test
Little Joe walked into his dad's study while his dad was working
on the computer.
"Dad," said Joe, "Remember when you told me you'd give me twenty
dollars if I passed my math test?"
Dad nodded.
"Well, the good news is that I just saved you twenty bucks."
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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God created you in His own image, and He wants you to experience
His joy and abundance. But God will not force His joy upon you;
you must claim it. - Beth Moore
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Record
The highly competitive running back went to the team medic.
"You have a flu," said the doctor as he looked down at the
thermometer, "and unless this fever goes down, you won't
be playing Sunday."
"How high is it?" the athlete inquired.
"Just over a hundred degrees."
The running back considered this, then said, "What's the
team record?"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Chris, Florence, Bill, Barb, Jack, Morgan, Andy.
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