Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/16/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My youngest had a birthday yesterday. He 'celebrated'
by becoming certified to fly 'fixed-wings' for the
army.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Zealous Preacher
2. Roller Coaster
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Zealous Preacher
A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came
upon a Farmer working in his field. Being concerned about
the farmer's soul the preacher asked the man, "Are you
laboring in the vineyard of the Lord, my good man?"
Not even looking at the preacher and continuing his work,
the farmer replied, "Naw, these are soybeans."
"You don't understand," said the preacher. "Are you a
Christian?"
With the same amount of interest as his previous answer
the farmer said, "Nope my name is Jones. You must be
looking for Jim Christian. He lives a mile south of here."
The young determined preacher tried again asking the farmer,
"Are you lost?"
"Naw! I've lived here all my life," answered the farmer.
"Are you prepared for the resurrection?" the frustrated
preacher asked.
This caught the farmer's attention and he asked, "When's
it gonna be?"
Thinking he had accomplished something the young Preacher
replied, "It could be today, tomorrow, or the next day!"
Taking a handkerchief from his back pocket and wiping his
brow, the farmer remarked, "Well, don't mention it to my
wife. She don't get out much and she'll wanna go all three
days!"
- from Clean Laffs
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Love is God’s character, not simply an emotion.
- David Benner
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Roller Coaster
When they were at Sea World in Florida Natalie was
fascinated by the roller coaster and all its scream-
ing passengers.
Matt asked her if she'd like to go on the roller coaster,
and she said no, it would be too scary.
"Would you go on it with Daddy?" Matt asked.
Natalie said emphatically, "No, it would be too scary!"
After a minute or two of thought she said, "Maybe...
MAYBE if Jesus came with me I'd ride on it!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Anna Ruth, Denrey, Glen, Aaron, Gerard, Linda.
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