Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/18/19
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Yesterday I was at a planning session for The Fest
(http://www.thefest.us). I enjoy volunteering there.
This weekend I'll be a group of people whom uplift
my spirits. I'm excited even thinking of this. Plan
to next publish DDC sometime next week.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Finish What You Start
2. Agenda
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Finish What You Start
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner
peace is to finish what I start.
So far today, I have finished two bags of chips
and a chocolate cake.
I feel better already.
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we
but know what to do with it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Agenda
An old guy shows up at the Pearly Gates.
“Man,” he says to Saint Peter, “I was so busy when I was
working, and even busier after I retired. Now it’s time
for some much needed R and R.”
Saint Peter looks at him and says “Didn't you hear? You
have a new agenda!”
“Agenda?” says the man as he hurriedly rustles through
his welcome packet. “Where is it?!”
Saint Peter smiles and says “Oh, it’s on the cloud now!”
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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Please pray for: Peggy, Cathy, Frankie, Gary, Carol, Noah.
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