DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 7/2/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I 'rewarded' myself last night for putting in extra hours
over the weekend. I went and had a massage.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Anything Else
2. Road Work
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Anything Else
As a waitress, I stopped at a table to see if anyone
needed anything.
The mother seated there asked, "May I have some more
dressing for my salad?"
"Anything else?" I replied thinking I could avoid making
two trips.
The little girl at the table knew how to take a hint.
"Please," she added.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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It had long since come to my attention that people
of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things
happen to them.They went out and happened to things.
- Leonardo da Vinci
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Road Work
An off-ramp of a freeway in Long Beach, CA, has been torn up
for years.
Recently, someone put up a handmade sign reading, "Scientists
tell us that the sun will burn out in one and a half billion
years. It is sad that this contractor will have to finish
working in the dark."
- from Clean Laffs
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Please pray for: Sean, Gretchen, Logan, Finn, Gideon, Colin, Theresa.
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